Renaming the Boat, or, Making the Gods Fat and Happy
Please, please let me remember all
the gods names. Hmm, let's see,  
Boreas (north wind), Notus (south
wind), Eurus (east wind), Zephyrus
(west wind), Posieden (ocean),
Cartman, Kenny - hey - wait a
minute...
Plying the gods with Champagne
and chocolate (for sweet winds and
seas silly). I wonder, are fat, drunk
gods really who we want in
charge??
Melanie "Get the camera out of
my face or else."
Jessica, Melanie, Jennifer and
Richard really, really wishing they
were at w
ork.
What did I tell you about that camera?
Jessica "I will destroy you all in
time...."
Terry "I wonder, how many angels fit
on the head of a pin..."
Are you SURE we don't need human
sacrifices?