Newport Beach is no the sort of place that inspires photographs, so, words alone will have to do. Wealth, that is the only word that describes this place, wealth. There are certainly benefits to wealth; the public showers are hot and free, the homes are well-kept and charming, they've apparently hidden the homeless and the restaurants serve most appropriate food. However, I felt like I needed a gym, a dye-job and serious implants. Apparently all women here are anorexic, fashion conscious and stacked. Its not a pretty sight.  Okay, okay Richard thought the bikini babes were a pretty sight. The very best part of Newport was meeting a friend of Richard's, Cynthia. I can't say enough nice things - funny, hot, and out of her way hospitable.